Parker

// Boston, MA // Songwriter // Artist // Berklee College of Music //

Twitter: @parkernornes

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

glubbinforthehalibut:

kksshootingstar:

​OKAY BUT WHAT I REALLY WANNA KNOW IS WHY IT SAYS GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP IN THE CORNER WAS THIS AN AD WAS THERE CONTEXT TO THIS ONCE

his hands are busy cuz he is playing a gameboy, he aint got time to be all sentimental; he’s fighting the elite four right now.

glubbinforthehalibut:

kksshootingstar:

​OKAY BUT WHAT I REALLY WANNA KNOW IS WHY IT SAYS GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP IN THE CORNER WAS THIS AN AD WAS THERE CONTEXT TO THIS ONCE

his hands are busy cuz he is playing a gameboy, he aint got time to be all sentimental; he’s fighting the elite four right now.

(via bruhdidas)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via totallynotmisha)